Barrington Story

The Haida from Vancouver island made it a regular practice to raid the Skagit of Whidbey Island in a sort of viking like, arrive, terrorize, pillage, leave, repeat sort of fashion. One such trip, after white settlement sees a small skagit girl run up to this guy Barrington from Oak Harbor crying in fear. Barrington being a big burly b'Irish badass rips off his shirt displaying his red hairs like thousands of ICBM's or little "do not fuck with this" flags.

Ready?

1. He storms the beach the Haida have landed on and grabs a stick from the shore.

2. He smashes a Skagit burial canoe spilling some decaying remains out onto everyone's feet.

3. He affixes the skull to said stick and starts to wave it into the faces of the horrified Haida.

4. He shakes his copper follicles and irish buns to the best of his ability as the Haida scream "devil! devil!" and eventually run off. They accomplish little outside of being stereotyped by religion.

Results:
1. He writes this story about himself with no witnesses attesting to its truth.

2. The Haida never return.

3. The Skagit thank him and work for him. Until he works to remove them from the island accomplished with the Pt. Eliott treaty.

4. Barrington drive in Oak Harbor houses the town hall, police station, news paper, power company, post office, political offices, a couple of churches and of course the all important Wal mart, Safeway, DQ, and movie theater.

Where would be without him!?!