heh

lololol

robby will tug one out to this

cute

and chalf to this one

Return as an Animal from Bruno Dicolla on Vimeo.

Meredith will most def tug off to this one

Meredith will probably tug one off to this

This right here

$5 says robby will make these

from luke

http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

Robby would like this

My roommate just got this game. It is fun as shit.

Chalfant and Spencer would love this (fuck you mike!)

just kidding buddy, you'll like this too

Robby would love this

my drug dealer. He's intensity in ten cities. I just have to remember his girl's face.

Shit is real fucked up.

Cicadas are fucked up. I want to run into the woods and look for bugs, but I'm too scared. Did you know that Cicadas make noises in these weird spherical waves because one startles 6 others that startle 36 others ad infinitum until I feel like I'm hallucinating when I'm walking around because it sounds like someone is twisting a distorter knob on my sense of hearing. Supposedly I just missed fireflies.

this IS a party

party in the pants!

ZING!

this ain't no party

do (not) want!

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Not to turn this into a nerd lesson, but i've got the gigz.

A Screencap is the way you can capture images from the Internets in order to spread the lulz and insure against baleetion by the mods.

Oh the gigz.
































The nips do it for me on this one.

IMPROBABLE!

Be warned: This is awesome.



In fact, a bit of this Improbable Research stuff is funny.
Check out Does a cat always land on it's feet? or a giggle-worthy description of a psych convention that might be funnier if I didn't think that studies about what makes me want to do it are deadly serious.

not funny, but still cool

More fun statcounter things

Here are some search terms that people have been using to find the blog, lately:
men fucking them self inass
dog dick in ass
ass full of dog dick
dick in dog ass

Apparently, our cute puppy videos have mostly been attracting the zoophile people.

Here's my favorite search term:
i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

It took me a while to realize that this is actually quoted in our blog. At first, i thought, "How many fucking results did they have to click through until they thought 'Dick.In.Ass.' would have what they were looking for?"

Herps device is still in the lead by a long shot.

According to statcounter, i'm supposed to use this information to attract more viewers. HERPS DEVICE BROKEN HERPS HERPS HERPS DEVICE BROKEN HERPS DEVICE DOG'S DICK IN ASS FULL OF DOG DICK MAN'S DICK IN DOG'S ASS DOG'S DICK IN MAN'S ASS SOFTBALL

chalfant will love this

fap fap fap

where!?!?

photoshop

hardy's recent searches

cat massage

lollercoasters

This is old news

http://www.sfw-porn.com/

Drat

I spent the last 3 hours trying to splice together a clip from Willy Wonka and a bukkake video, but I couldn't find a suitable video. I need a clip of someone having large amounts of semen poured on themselves from above, preferably by an Oompa Loompa.

Any help? I did manage to find this, though:
Why Jesus wants you to eat cum
Bataille and Bukkake

Mornin'

Jews

That'll work.

What's your favorite song?

lately I've been asking people to play their favorite song on youtube. (I ask what their favorite song is then we play it, rather)

here are the answers so far:


















what's your favorite song?

This is mine

wine diaper

let the hammer drop!

checklist

piss: check
animals: check
slaughter: check
homo-eroticism: check

and now....right wing lols?
http://obamaisliterallyhitler.tumblr.com/

why are there so many fans of this?

international sauna champs

Factoid

Know how you see google ads when you read your gmail? They won't be there if your email includes language about horrible catastrophes, because google errs on the side of sensitivity. Try it. Apparently you need 1 catastrophic word per 167 regular words to convince google not to rub tragedy in your face. See?

Spank Bank

Looking for something to watch at the public library? Try Sexy Girls Slaughtering Animals. It is exactly what it sounds like. It took me a couple tries to get through, but it's not so bad once you get used to it. Now I know where entensity finds all of this fucked. up. shit.

Gross

i'z back

with someone else's cartoon

technoviking vs. henry rollins

fuck your job, chalfant

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

It's grotesque!

Sgod n Stac

Check out this compilation of cats and dogs doing stuff together. I chose that for the name of the link because that's how I imagine googling it. When I get my first pets, I'm going to get both a kitten and a puppy at the youngest possible age and force them to live in very close proximity forever. Then I'll make a blog about how fucking cute my pets are and score hella ad rev. See you on the flip side, bitches.

Also: You may notice that the blog is currently blocked to everyone except ourselves. It's because of my job. It will be over in a couple days. I for one stand for free speech. Plus Robby doesn't read the blog often enough to notice.
On the positive side, we're gonna be famous.

Meredith will love this

8=====D~~~~

I have way too much time on my hands

I was looking through my old photobucket account. I made this gif in high school, and it was fucking harder'n shit.

More Gif!

/loldb image dump

More gif.