Statcounter

I installed a statcounter on our blog...and it is awesome. We get about 10 unique visitors every day. Here's the highlights from the breakdown of the keywords that bring people to our blog

12% of people searched for "herps device"
6% searched for "people who collect nazi stuff"
6% searched for "ass dick pussy blogspot"
6% searched for "mans dick in dog ass"

Good work, everyone. We have also attracted readers from Belgium, India, and (of course) Brazil.

Lastly, has anyone gone back and checked on the old "herps" post? We have a couple of straight-faced comments from 14-year-old girls. Mission accomplished.

This is just a test.... EVONY EVONY!

I want to see if I can get some hot digital boobs for advertisements.

Evony Evony Evony Evony Evony Evony Evony Evony Evony!


[edit]....dang

Spencer will love this

woah...

rofl

what tupac really meant

okay, i spent some time on some frotting websites, but now i get 2pac on a whole other level.

"How do you want it? How do you feel" These words are by Tupac Shakur, late rapper, poet, musician. When I embrace these words... I am able to be a true warrior...the cockrub warrior" in order to fight the "buttfuck dictatorship" and reject the "cultural deathgrip of anal sex"


aka. what i do during rounds
also, no homo.

Wheeee-uw

My favorite game.

dummy

Not cool.

And now, something cute.

Awwww




Hands up, Slow Loris! It's time for a ticklin'!

Shaq with a Panda

Also: these must be fake, but they are clever.























Except this one...this is just random.


This blog has more

Bored bored bored....

Here's another old chestnut:

This is HOT!

Reminded of an old chestnut

This:


























Reminded me of this old gem:





























Also, I always thought this was photoshop, but it's totally real. It's called "The Glory Hole," and it's in Lake Berryessa

This is addicting

I suggest:
getting people to help you draw something
playing leap frog
piggyback rides

Don't Steal my Balls!

Also, check this out

Jesus is in this picture. His eye is actually a kid in a bonnet on a man's knee. I'm saved.

The real Charlie Brown

Last one.

That's not a promise, though.

more food for chalfant

WNDI Assignment #1

prepare this please!

I don't know what it is.

Jokes about this guy really get me

Fire!

old video games

for robs and the chalf-dizzle
http://vimeo.com/channels/oldvideogames

for Meredith

fuck tow trucks

The smirk is killing me

dude.

i just stumbled upon dickinass

http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/dickinass.blogspot.com/

did you all do this?

Cat Spa?

Cat Spa

I love superpoop

Facebook is broken

So i'm posting this here, but it's meant for Spencer.

How long until I can have this technology implanted in my retina?

It had to be done.

Nom nom nom nom nom nom

Also

I can only assume that you've been listening to this on repeat, but just in case...

Dude, don't mess.

I'm so there.


PS - this one's for meredith.

Good Morning!

and happy free slurpee day!




I really wanted to post this song instead but I couldn't find a good enough video, sorry for the jump.

Don't read this article. It's really boring.

This article begins with the story of a woman who cured her insomnia by staying up late at night and matching unidentified human remains with missing person profiles from around the country, just hoping to be able to call someone and confirm someone's death for them. We could make the movie, boys. We could do it.

english is hard

5 ( or 2 depending on how you count)

4

from time magazine:

"In domestic policy, however, it has meant an undue respect for the institution of Congress, a sclerotic body badly in need of creative leadership. This is leading Obama into trouble. It is likely to be an ugly summer of sausage-grinding in Washington."

(emphasis mine, duh)

3

and my last for a bit

proof that Seattle is the best city ever

2

I'm sure you've seen it, but Mike doesn't read the news. Meaning I'm also sure that he doesn't know there's a pool in PA just for him

Pool Boots Kids Who Might "Change the Complexion"

it's on Chalf pt. 1

Buzz Aldrin, Talib Kweli, and the Snoopy D-O-Double-G

first watch the making of

then watch the actual track


Somewhat related, I need about five miles of this shit

it looks like this:

Obama

Some fucking hippies poot Obama's face on Mount Rushmore with a sternly capitalized message about global warming.



PS - that's actually how I thought "put" was spelled for a second. I think it's better that way. poot.

Parkour

Then:


Now:

Lovin' these ads.

I want to get on the Gabriel Method. Did you see how much weight that guy lost after 9/11?? You just have to make your body want to be thin!

Donkey Show

I'll admit it. Jennifer's Body looks like a handful of boners.

Let's go

Did you see that Maya Angelou wrote a poem about Michael Jackson and had Queen Latifah read it on TV in front of one-tenth of the American population? And then they put his daughter up there in front of the mic and gently stroked her like a chinchilla. I watched that last part on youtube (tm) and it made me too depressed to post it.

But check this out! His arcade was rad. They should let me go there. I wonder what it smells like. I give it 10 years before it's haunted, bigtime.

I bet he wasn't a molester.

LOOK!!! It has my name in it!!!

For my sixth link in three days I'm posting something I don't think is funny and is only interesting to me because of my ego centrism. which is also why I have six links in three days. it's just that I'm soooo damn good.



also: bonus points if you don't have to look up the joke in the b3ta comments like I did. I'm good but not that good.

I'm afraid to post after that barrage.

two more for your pleasure

you know how I get with dickinass. as soon as I start i can't stop. I promise I'll slow down. I can quit anytime i want.

these are from pogo, the same person behind that alice video we love so much.





there's fucking dozens of these things.

I don't want him to bite the labrador penis

from the slog:

bust3d.

just two more, bear with me

one for spencer:

Machu Picchu Post from Machu Picchu Post Team on Vimeo.

one for chalf

religion: back in

not at all topical, but a pun is a pun is a nun.

what a fatty

Meredith will love this

I do this for you!

Meredith will love this

I particularly enjoy the Handicap gun.

IT'S HOTTER THAN SATAN'S DICK OUTSIDE

but jesus it feels great.

mike, can I get an amen for this weather?

time for some more holy spirit of the sun. religious references: out.

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celeb

nom

lol

R.I.P. Billy

Observe the man's composure in the face of failage. They are noble and humble and compelling as shit.




The man was dedicated


oh man am i bored