Thursday, February 26, 2009

lolZzzz


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gettin jiggy with it

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

yup.

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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

James Joyce just frigged me

James Joyce is fuuuucked up.

My darling little brown-arsed fuckbird.

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this might be a repost

but the kids screaming in anticipation near the end is the best

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Get Money...

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Monday, February 23, 2009

don't slip on that baby

http://i.gizmodo.com/5159100/make-this-please-baby-slippers

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tiggs



thanks to bobbi over @ http://sissyboy.tumblr.com/

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Sunday, February 22, 2009

i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz

So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

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Saturday, February 21, 2009

repost

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Fuck the oscars

http://us.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi861405209/

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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I'm on the big screen!

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meredith still does this

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I hate my life

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Bros over Hos



I hope the other one grossed you out and made you throw up.

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"did you get it on you, Momma?"



I hope this grosses you out and makes you throw up.

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Friday, February 13, 2009

Grow a pair, Amazon

Amazon.com decided to pull from their shelves the Japanese PC game 'Rapelay,' which is described as a "molestation simulation that allows you to terrorise a woman and her two teenage daughters, with events ranging from groping on a train to gang rape and forced abortions".

What? So now I can't simulate rape and forced abortion in the privacy of my own home?

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

stolen


thanks rose

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I'm a hairstylist, what do you do?

http://bamkapow.com/bat-rage--2413-p.html

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we may be in the hudson

we can't do it....we're gonna be in the hudson

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7872882.stm

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Got one!

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dick in ass is now a christian bale tribute board

Soundboard

and chalf beat me to the remix but here's another one

and some home brew as well


oh GOOOOOD for YOOOOU

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And so it goes!



Also: Christian Bale's Apology Letter

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