Saturday, May 31, 2008

lil animals tee hee

on treadmills:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yVjzd320gew

want cake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CydAhobAQS8

super balance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Vkg25269w

climbing up slides:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cqm62UH1ls

bartending:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBOJH0-U-K0

stuck in a fan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRk7brbH0aU&feature=related

running into a pool:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOv-2HzNPaA&feature=related

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Friday, May 30, 2008

aliens, dude, aliens


so the video isn't out yet, despite claims to the contrary on youtube. It was shown to press members today, but pictures of the clip weren't allowed. Somehow the Denver Post managed to post this picture. It may or may not be anything at all.

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The Herps, part II

Mr. White's mention of the herps device got me searching...here's a couple goodies.

"ok so i just got my herps..."

"But at least the herps have improved to where they now don't get stuck open if the child yawns or laughs big"

"Well anyway i might not be in schooool the last day cause im getting the herps..."

"Will they put the braces on top of the herps? He said i have 5 more months of herps, but i dont think its possible to put braces on top, cause i have so much metal in my mouth already. Also any w/experience with herps and braces, does it hurt with both on if they do that?"

"Is your Orthodontist aware that you have the herps..."


Seriously though, I feel bad for these kids. I can't imagine that anything hurts quite like braces on the herps. I wouldn't want to go to school either. And imagine if your orthodontist didn't know you had the herps before you got there! Plus, everytime you yawn, the herps stay open....yeesh.

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someone print for jakes door

http://dessent.net/tmp/inmylab.jpg

also lolaliens doesn't quiet have the appeal it should
http://thefourth.net/p/lolaliens/facehugger.jpg
http://thefourth.net/p/lolaliens/facehugger3.jpg
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6710/lolcatrenderer2aspxtopbrt3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/taztaz/izfacebook.jpg
http://thefourth.net/p/lolaliens/icanhaschestburster.jpg
http://thefourth.net/p/lolaliens/ripleyflavored.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j101/mullacc/weavermoonbrb.jpg


also, how to freak outyour kids when they are sleeping
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jmdodd/28050205

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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Herps

My daughter’s orthodontia is going to be EXPENSIVE, in large part because of what the ortho guy calls “skeletal issues.” In other words, my poor girl barely has a bottom jaw. So we need something called a Herps Device (which I’m sure I’m spelling wrong, and yes it does make me think “herpes” every time someone at the orthodontia office mentions it. But I don’t think mothers are supposed to giggle inappropriately at such things) which will somehow — ouch — bring her lower jaw forward. You know it’s gonna cost you when the orthodontist says, “In fourteen and a half years of doing this, I’ve only had to put this device in a child this young one other time.” Said like that, it sounds kind of dirty, doesn’t it? But anyway. Get.Mind.Out.Of.Gutter.Mommy. The assistant pulled together the contract for me — yes, there’s a CONTRACT for this, and right now the estimate for Phase One — did I not mention that they do braces in Two phases now? is $4,300. She said, “On a scale of one to ten, you guys are pretty much at ten,” which made me burst out laughing. Tim did not find this so amusing


There's also:

Has anyone heard of this HERPS device before? And if so, could you
please
inform or direct me to some information on the subject so that I can
talk
intelligently to my parents about the option they have chosen for my
brother?

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Cat



And by the way, David Lynch is weird as hell.

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Yes

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I heard that.

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Cartoons

These cartoons are burned into my subconscious from when i was a child. Watch this pissant kid fuck with these birds



Here's a happier one.


And here's a racist one. Check out that drunk Irish potato cop.



And don't forget Jerky Turkey. 1945's finest. There's even a couple Indian jokes.

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He's good

So i thought about stealing a bunch of this shit, but i'll just mention it. This is an advertisement, now.

I was introduced to a good blog today. He's got some good content. I don't know blogger etiquette, but here are some of his good links that i found in 5 seconds.

Cats that look like Wilford Brimley

He also has a fun fake album generating technique.
1. Click on this link. The title of the page is the name of your band.
2. Click on this link. The last four words of the final quotation on the page are the title of your album.
3. Click on this link. The third picture is your album cover.
4. Take the pic, add your band name and album title.

Mine is Matthew Hagar: Excellent place for it. And my album cover is a sexy lady.

And Here's the wikipedia entry for untranslatability, which is kind of interesting

This card game appears to be the biggest video game crossover ever, involving characters from just about every game i've never heard of.

And the idea of the Wickroll

And an interesting post about Hyperforeignization, like when people say "Cachet" instead of "cache" or "Ehud Olmare" instead of "Ehud Olmert," bitches.

See more at Back of the Cereal Box

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I love it when cute meets disgusting

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Here



And here's a magic eye, since i can see again.

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Sunday, May 11, 2008

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

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Thursday, May 8, 2008

tpilb

http://www.this-page-intentionally-left-blank.org/

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crocodiles kill HIV

It kills bacteria by ripping it apart and destroys HIV like a trained assassin. No, it's not some new miracle drug or surgical treatment. It's crocodile blood. Scientists in Australia's tropical north are collecting the blood after discovering that the immune system of crocodiles there is much more powerful than that of humans, preventing life-threatening infections after savage territorial fights. "They tear limbs off each other, and despite the fact that they live in this environment with all these microbes, they heal up very rapidly," said U.S. scientist Mark Merchant. Merchant and others are hoping to develop powerful new drugs for humans, possibly one to fight HIV. "If you take a test tube of HIV and add crocodile serum, it will have a greater effect than human serum," said Australian researcher Adam Britton.

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brain rape

http://www.youtubepoop.com/

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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Friday, May 2, 2008

It has begun

The summer before the bears has begun. They look cute now, but it's only a matter of time before they get guns.

BEARS!

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