When I get a puppy I'm going to whistle to it. I'm going to create a whistle language for the puppy - high pitches associated with energy and low pitches associated with restraint - distinct short melodies will serve as commands and praises. I will condition it to loooove my whistling and respect my TONE! When my dog disobeys me, I will look like a whistling jackass. SO BE IT!
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