the script.

EXT. WILLOW GLADE

He puts his face close to hers. She rubs her cheek against his. He kisses her on the mouth. They explore each other.

Then she pulls back, eyes sparkling.

NEYTIRI
Kissing is very good. But we have something better.

She pulls him down until they are kneeling, facing each other on the faintly glowing moss.

Neytiri takes the end of her queue and raises it. Jake does the same, with trembling anticipation. The tendrils at the ends move with a life of their own, straining to be joined.

MACRO SHOT — The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations.

JAKE rocks with the direct contact between his nervous system and hers. The ultimate intimacy.

They come together into a kiss and sink down on the bed of moss, and ripples of light spread out around them.

THE WILLOWS sway, without wind, and the night is alive with pulsing energy as we DISSOLVE TO —

LATER. She is collapsed across his chest. Spent. He strokes her face tenderly.

JAKE
Neytiri, you know my real body is far away, sleeping.

She raises up, placing her fingertips to his chest —

NEYTIRI
This body is real.
(she touches his forehead)
This spirit is real.

Her eyes are luminous, honest, infinitely deep.

NEYTIRI
When I was first your teacher, I hated all Sky People. But you have also taught me.
(whispering)
Spirit is all that matters.

She lays her head down, against his chest, listening to his heartbeat.

NEYTIRI
I am with you now, Jake. We are mated for life.

JAKE
We are?

NEYTIRI
Yes. It is our way.
(innocently)
Oh. I forgot to tell?

He rouses up, making her look at him.

JAKE
Really, we are?

NEYTIRI
We are.

JAKE
It’s cool. I’m there.

He lays his head down, and her arms enfold him, sheltering him as he sleeps.

this was on tosh.0, the first 10 seconds are all you really need to see

I hate it when this happens

I miss this guy :(

the end of this one is genius:

blergh. robby is coming soon.

shucks

i still think maru is a genius

BUTTS IS TOUCHIN'!

stolen

A Series of Bold Claims:

"From our extensive research, documentation found and interviews with locals who knew Ann and Barack firsthand, it appears Barack Obama was born in Hawaii and his mother Ann moved here to attend the Univ. of Washington shortly thereafter.
1961 and 1962 were the same years Bruce Lee lived on Broadway and Jefferson - just a short distance away and was practicing and training his martial arts in the parking lots and streets of Capitol Hill and on the campus of the Univ. of Washington. Stanley Ann Obama and Bruce Lee likely crossed paths.
Ann and Barack also lived just North of where Jimi Hendrix graduated Garfield High School.
Also of note the Ann attended the Univ. of Washington the year President John F. Kennedy would speak at the Univ. in Nov. of 1961 and undoubtedly would have inspired Ann Obama. Ann would also likely have been inspired by a speech given shortly thereafter in Nov. of 1961 at the Univ. by a young Martin Luther King [Jr.]."

Courtesy of "Seattle Museum of the Mysteries"

I'll be going on a few of their tours for sure, Mike? Brie?

oh noes!

Did R2 get put back together?

IT BEGAN IN AFRICA

Courage

this post is for Brie

except for these photos, and these photos
...and the new massive attack album, heligoland
also this

ugh

more fucking cat videos

cat emotions

This is bullshit

I was really hoping I could find a fb group like "fuck CS Lewis" or "CS Lewis is the Walt Disney of theology" or something, but instead, there are 1200 groups with titles just like these:




























Also, that Yahweh ben Yahweh guy was no joke

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