http://www.evdoinfo.com/content/view/37/61/

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i think this is a real phone call :
http://consumerist.com/357019/call-center-call-customer-little-girl-for-not-buying-computer
I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day.