atheist jokes

robby, you are an enigma

But on a serious note, I googled the phrase "why did the atheist cross the road" and this was the most popular result:
Q: Why did the atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there was a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis

That's retarded. Atheists aren't defined by staunch positivism. If they are atheists, the road should probably represent a more interesting challenge than "what's over there?" Perhaps the road could represent death or a boundary around a sacred place. Meredith, make a joke that is better than this utter shit.