Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
BUTTROSS!
Spent the day driving around Austin, TX with Ross and drove by a massive billboard that had this website's URL in large Helvetica letters.
Updated: Here it is. Straus caught it with Iphone.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
y'all is bitches
my classes are done. bank account stacked. room is cleaned. rent is paid. pantry is full. gas tank is full. more money on the way. job interview on the way. I gotz plans, bitches.
at the heart of the matter: this is the first spring break I will have experienced since I started high school and god damn is it going to be good.
have fun in butt fuck idaho bitches!!!
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
A dog recently gave birth to this DEMON
Also, does anyone else think it's weird that the agricultural term for non-ambulatory cattle is "downer cows?" It's like they crawl into parties and spoil everyone's fun. "That cow is a real downer."
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
St. Patty's on the ave
so I'm pretty used to seeing people driving, parking, and pulling out drunk by now. but today is st. patty's day, and I live by two irish bars. I just watched a couple park their bug literally 6 ft. from the curb. no joke.
there are two cars parked with their headlights on at the viking bar.
one car parked with its right turn signal on a few feet away.
there was a near collision when someone didn't look as they almost pulled out into a bus. that's right, they missed a bus coming right at them.
the people smoking outside the bars have created a pass time of yelling at drivers as they park. things like "ok, you got a couple feet, keep coming, keep coming. FUCK! STOP STOP STOP!! FUCK!" or "what makes you think you can park there? you're going to jail motherfucker! get ready for the showers fucker!"
makes no sense.

