hi-tech low aspirations

what if we could fundamentally change the way people eat popcorn?

killed me.

I did have a feeling that a significant historical event happened on this day in history.

The Internet Loves Mike

For Mike

anatomically correct political commentary

the rape of our civil liberties is only made worse because of that weird corkscrew penis that ducks have

Slo Mo Duck’s Corkscrew Penis Showcases the Majesty of Nature

now i'm ready to take a huge shit!

i stole this from entensity. but it gets me.

ALSO, look how many effing people felt the need to take a video of a toilet and add it to the already massive youtube archive.

someone may have hacked the whitman library page

or they have no idea how get highschoolers to apply anymore

4th of July reminder

TIL - this still comes with winamp (I will love this)

netflix humor

i like to see when netflix struggles to create suggestions when two people are using the same account. Exhibit A.

more love for mike

Motherland

Also, what happened to the favicon? I loved that little favicon.

News

Beautiful

goatsye

audience bro