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Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Lovin' these ads.
I want to get on the Gabriel Method. Did you see how much weight that guy lost after 9/11?? You just have to make your body want to be thin!
Let's go
Did you see that Maya Angelou wrote a poem about Michael Jackson and had Queen Latifah read it on TV in front of one-tenth of the American population? And then they put his daughter up there in front of the mic and gently stroked her like a chinchilla. I watched that last part on youtube (tm) and it made me too depressed to post it.
But check this out! His arcade was rad. They should let me go there. I wonder what it smells like. I give it 10 years before it's haunted, bigtime.
I bet he wasn't a molester.
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
LOOK!!! It has my name in it!!!
For my sixth link in three days I'm posting something I don't think is funny and is only interesting to me because of my ego centrism. which is also why I have six links in three days. it's just that I'm soooo damn good.
also: bonus points if you don't have to look up the joke in the b3ta comments like I did. I'm good but not that good.
Monday, July 6, 2009
two more for your pleasure
you know how I get with dickinass. as soon as I start i can't stop. I promise I'll slow down. I can quit anytime i want.
these are from pogo, the same person behind that alice video we love so much.
there's fucking dozens of these things.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
IT'S HOTTER THAN SATAN'S DICK OUTSIDE
but jesus it feels great.
mike, can I get an amen for this weather?
time for some more holy spirit of the sun. religious references: out.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
R.I.P. Billy
Observe the man's composure in the face of failage. They are noble and humble and compelling as shit.
The man was dedicated
oh man am i bored
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