heh

nom

i love this guy. convict me without the holdup note, bitches!

OH SHIT!

check this out:



Also...the police have been looking for a cop killer in my neighborhood all day. There was even a dude with body armor and a handgun at the park across the street offering to help the cops "flush the guy out." He wasn't there.

no homo

for the holidays

and for chalfant

how to post a re-post, a guide --or-- Spencer will love this

The picture of Obama riding a unicorn is not news.

However this link has pictures that are pretty funny by the same guy. Including my personal fave, the nude Michelle Obama with a dolphin. (search term payday right there!)

watch this on an HD screen--if you can

it'll rock your shit. my favorites are the ones where the stars move, the one in the car, and the one on the airplane.

Time-Lapse Favs from Chad Richard on Vimeo.

in case no one knows how to use facebook...

I stole this from Dentler. Bears are sweet.

take that, pig!

you've got a kitty all up in yo' shit!

this is cute. check out the customer images and user reviews on this sweet desk that you can attach to your steering wheel.

genius

also...inevitable??

Chalf???

Chalf: are you in seattle?

Or is there another "erik the red" getting ready to attempt to break the world record in bacon eating?

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2009/11/18/a-chat-with-erik-the-red-denmark-on-the-eve-of-his-attempt-to-win-the-world-record-for-competitive-bacon-eating

goth charm school

in case you were wondering, yes, it does exist.

Truth

Library Jokes

This. Horrifying. Event. took place inside the library I work for.

This TV episode uses the library as the butt of most of it's jokes. Can I get a butt me?

more pogo

i've had this stuck in my head all day

bing advertising potential

is everyone's auto-complete search racist? or is it based on my prior searches or something


even though we know its the anniversary of the berlin wall falling we're gonna stick with the count as the google doodle

things i want

want. more stuff from people that have never heard of the internet. (despite owning http://omfg.com/)


want.dragon bag.
















want. bearskin sleeping bag.

Bill Groundhog's Day fuckin' Murray

today is a day for smirking

call me when her inevitable porn career starts**

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sixth sense

this is kind of long, but it's badass.

a few things

1: add this to the list of gifs that definitively prove arod is a homo













2: check out this guy's dance moves. he pulls out the big guns at around 0:35

this explains it!

"Rubio’s race is one that many on the right point to as the next New York 23, a contest where conservatives and tea party activists are in open revolt about Crist and the national party’s decision to endorse him despite his embrace — literally — of President Barack Obama and his stimulus package during a Florida visit in February."

how did i miss this

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
"please do not add semen to your guests' food without informing them beforehand"

robby will love this