Bosnian hookup

that mime thing is awesome

black and wtf

also: something for tha ladiez














Also: check out this badass.

excuse me while I brag

but I have 420 friends on teh facebook.

also, MAKE SOME NOISE Y'ALL

heh

progression of my enjoyment of a website

(1) ha! someone sent a petition to the DMV asking them to rescind females' licenses
(2) and 116 people signed it
(3) and they are all just an online fight between 'allie' and 'kyle'
(4) "kyle, i don't have sex, duh, Virgin4Lyfffe"
(5) porn pop ups
(6) porn

drunkest guy ever daft punk remix

oh shit

balls

lolz

check this shit out

money shot @ 1:33

AND

this shit is fucked up

Check this out

This guy, posing as a young boy, sends letters to serial killers and other famous people asking them whether he should drop out of school and then posts their responses on his blog. This is how Charles Manson replied:


Exhibit A, written on the back of a picture of a barn: "I bet you don't remember this. You don't even know where it's at HAHA I got you there."



























Exhibit B: Find out why the LA Times hasn't sent my newspaper!
easy easy eassy

I've already seen everything

we'll all love this

pretty sure this about wraps it up.

Captain Missing Sandwhich

I present to you a goldmine and a silvermine.

internet trend watch - combination pizza hut and taco bell?

stick with it

this is some funny shit

nobody will love this

but me

at least wait until 1:38 before you stop it.
mbeebmaabmoobmaab

also, my new favorite search term used to find DIA: photo of braces getting stuck in dick

this slew me

On that note, whoever wrote the monotonal two-note jingle for expedia (dot coommm) deserves a nobel. Everytime I hear a url i think, "dot commm." The problem is that i don't remember the expedia part because it's not even really in the jingle. If the url was dotcom.com, it would be perfect.

Did anyone else see this? meredith?

Jon Stewart totally steals a Meredith joke:



also, did you know you can embed specific parts of a video from hulu? It's awesome.

BULLY DOLPHINS:


ps props to spencer.

does anyone else get to watch Current TV? I didn't know Target Women was actually on tv. Did you know marge simpson is on the playboy cover? She's not nude inside though, which is a fucking travesty. Fox and Playboy can both suck my nuts for not having any of their own. Also, check out this Tweet from up-and-coming Disney records songstress Selena Gomez.
Also, this is nice:

quick question

did anyone else get a call last night from one publicly nude samallen?

dot cock

people in the cook islands must be giggling 24/7, look at their domain abbreviation
http://www.google.co.ck/
http://www.trashbat.co.ck/
http://www.radio.co.ck/
http://www.whitepages.co.ck/

cook island registry has already crushed my dreams tho:
"Domains considered profane, e.g. 'blow.co.ck', 'mybig.co.ck', etc, will not be considered on any level, and the application will be dissolved with the applicant being notified, and future requests for the same domain name will be ignored."

I can do the .gif thing too

also

you should probably read this


lol.

do you have a sub woofer?

If not, don't bother playing this song.

Bubs, gurl.

one for robby.


one for me.


And one for meredith.


..and for everyone else.
Stop making that duck face.

stolen from b3ta

This

This shit right here is the tits.

Also, look! We got an Evony ad! No boobs though.

Help for Spencer

since I know you'll eventually get hungry, I got you something to eat

Help for Robby

in case you missed it.

If you build it, I will come. to read your weird fucking stories.

apathy

"I ain't got gills! Why I gotta be worried 'bout the deep blue?!"

Praise

Yesterday I went to the Chicago BBQ and asked for a suggestion on what to eat. "Windy city chicken" it's like a cheesesteak with chicken. I asked "but I'm sick, how will it mesh with my cold?" the man said: "..uh.it'll prolly knock it out to tell you the truth." I said let's do it. I bring it home and unwrap it and cheesy peppers and onions and delicious chicken start spilling everywhere. I power through the sandwich and fries, a meal so full and delicious it puts me to sleep. When I woke up, it was like I was never sick at all.

amazing.

ahahahahahahaha

HILARIOUS

self pity

worst sickness ever.

dry cough, soreness, fever. my ears, nose, and throat (which are normally my downfall) are fine, of course.

duhh

RALLY!

From the "you might be an alcoholic" pamphlet I was given this morning:

"The first drink serveth for health; the second for pleasure; the third for shame; the fourth for madness"

--Sir Walter Raleigh.

The new local

I'm adjusting to local advertising. This place is about 10 minutes from my place.

Courtesy of the latest b3ta newsletter

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

is seriously some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.



the bath tub scene:



sooo many gags..

lolz

Sacred Ground from Protect Marriage Washington on Vimeo.

seriously though, don't do that.

Last stumble, I swear.

moar

Siiiick.

Have you guys heard about how we're going to fucking crash a couple of rockets into the moon? I'm stoked to stumble the pictures like a dozen times. If we find water, we might be able to launch spacecraft from the moon. I would spend every tax dollar on projects like this.

Also: this isn't funny, but it's awesome if you've got a few minutes. I would actually kind of want to buy it, but posters that require this much reading are for douchebags. Like that trainspotting poster with the typo in it. Throw it away right now.

I'd hit it

Funktionide Part II from eltopo on Vimeo.

spencer will love this

Ok bear with me

Yes, it's a Japanese freeform jazz performance, but seriously; this woman is fucking my shit.

Hey

Did anyone see the latest Family Guy? Spot-on temple of doom reference. Youtube doesn't have it yet and I gave up trying to edit the video myself.

also

flip through this shit, I triple dog dare you

lolz

new challenge for chalf

GW

What an asshole

new app....probably breaks the phone tho

special tongue optimized engine.

Fister...

keepin' it rollin'

On that note

...they're german


www.buttme.com isn't funny because it actually makes sense.

too easy

I mean, come on.

http://www.davidbuttross.com/

This is more of a stretch, but still pretty easy.

Churches these days...

a quick one

I know these videos are a dime a dozen, but come on.

buffalo

I just figured out that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" sentence.

The bison from Buffalo that other bison from buffalo bully also bully bison from Buffalo.

Awesome...

Also, my new favorite google search term used to find the blog:
asian fish in ass

I like to imagine that someone was looking for medical help rather than Meredith's new obsession

felt i needed to contribute

g20 protesters I can get behind
















also...this made me uneasy while shitting today....what if i just got a song stuck in my head














and, i found something for luke to do while out of the country....
rugby but with martial arts allowed




also, update: the army is running out of things to do with that humming robot dog thing. BUT!!! DIBS on going as this thing for Halloween - who's with me.

King of the lettuce!

I schtep on it and sqvish it!

Yeah, it's an obvistumble. What of it?














Also, who remembers these bad boys from elementary school gym class? I bet Meredith broke like 12 or so fingers under the wheels of these devils.