Squadron-Leader Bigglesworth walked purposefully across the tarmac. It was a cold, grey, November morning, and the mist was drifting across the desolate airfield. Biggles clambered onto the wing of the waiting Jupiter and lowered himself into the cockpit.
"Weather looks dicey," observed Ginger drily.
"The sooner we get off the better," murmured Algy, "I'd rather see this bally fog from topsides."
"Shut up, the pair of you," snapped Biggles, "and hand me the substances." "Oh, you're not going to smoke, are you Biggles?" queried Algy.
"It's such a bally awful smell," added Ginger ruefully.
Biggles took some resin from the First-Aid box, and working away with his pen-knife, soon had enough to fill a generous joint. He lit up briskly, and slam-ming the Jupiter into full throttle, taxied into the drifting mist, through the hangar, the W.A.A.F. Canteen, a car park, a Social Centre, a model agency and an art-book publisher's delivery depot.
Suddenly he was airborne. Algy breathed a sigh of relief and eased himself out of the co-pilot's seat.
"Oh, it's so hot in here," Algy declared evenly.
He began to unzip his flying jacket and soon stood naked in the faint glow of the altimeter.
Ginger blushed hotly.
Algy returned his blush curtly.
Biggles also turned red and blushed and threw the twin-engined Jupiter into a tight turn over the airfield.
"Does my body offend you, Biggles?" queried Algy sharply.
Biggles said nothing. His drug-ravaged features showed no glimmer of emotion. His lips were set, his dilated pupils looked neither to right nor left, his hands gripped the joystick.
Suddenly out of the clouds, directly ahead of them, Ginger glimpsed the red flash of the Heinkel fighter.
"Look it's von Richthofen," he cried excitedly.
"Get your clothes on, Algy," murmured Biggles curtly.
"Shan't," returned Algy, teasingly
"He's coming at us out of the sun!" yelled Ginger anxiously.
"Put your bloody trousers on, Algy," repeated Biggles grimly.
But it was too late, von Richthofen came nearer and nearer. Soon he was in the cockpit.
"My God we're done for," screamed Ginger.
"Aha! all ready are vee!" shouted von Richthofen, tearing off his flying suit.
Soon the little Jupiter monoplane powered by two 770 h.p. Cyclone engines was rocking from side to side, as the dastardly German wreaked his awful revenge on the drug-crazed British lads. . .
Thursday, April 30, 2009
BIGGLES AND THE NAUGHTY THINGS
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
probably not the spot for this but..........
do you all think that the call for punishment after the "torture" memos were released is related to/the same as the "populist" call for punishment of CEO's?
Do we just need some heads other than our own to roll?
how many? is that even ok?
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
This is bothering me.
Space Shuttle: Side-angle. Looks pretty normal
But then look at it from the front. It has the face of a man from the Orient.
Also:
Monday, April 13, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Making it happen
click here
download it.
listen to it when you wake up, when you drink, when you walk and when you breathe.
I think you'll agree.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
continuing the chalf love--birthday edition
dug up some classics for the occasion
8=====D ~~
BnBRool: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
jen_gurli3234: thats ok.
jen_gurli3234: ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
BnBRool: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
jen_gurli3234: haha, ok lets go.
jen_gurli3234: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
BnBRool: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
jen_gurli3234: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
jen_gurli3234: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
BnBRool: Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts.
jen_gurli3234: No, ur not really a Rhinoceros silly, it's just part of the game.
BnBRool: Rhinoceroses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
jen_gurli3234: stop, cmon be serious.
BnBRool: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
BnBRool: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
jen_gurli3234: thats it.
BnBRool: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll
suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
BnBRool: Goddamn, am I hard now.
jen_gurli3234: Can you please be for real?
BnBRool: Okay, sorry, my lover.
BnBRool: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
jen_gurli3234:: mmmm, okay.
BnBRool: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
jen_gurli3234: Yeah I like it rough.
BnBRool: I smack you thick booty.
jen_gurli3234: Oh yeah, that feels good.
BnBRool: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
BnBRool: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
jen_gurli3234: you like that?
BnBRool: I peel some bananas.
jen_gurli3234: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
BnBRool: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
jen_gurli3234: Peanuts?
BnBRool: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
jen_gurli3234: What are you talking about?
BnBRool: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
jen_gurli3234: This is stupid.
BnBRool: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
BnBRool: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
BnBRool: Yeeaahhhh.
jen_gurli3234: /ignore
BnBRool: It's cool, Stone Cold, she was a bitch anyway.
BnBRool: We get on our Harleys and ride into the sunset...