Dick. In. Ass.: February 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

Tricycle on MEGA Ramp - Travis Pastrana (backflip) - video powered by Metacafe

Thursday, February 26, 2009

gettin jiggy with it

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

James Joyce just frigged me

James Joyce is fuuuucked up.

My darling little brown-arsed fuckbird.

this might be a repost

but the kids screaming in anticipation near the end is the best

Monday, February 23, 2009

don't slip on that baby

http://i.gizmodo.com/5159100/make-this-please-baby-slippers

tiggs

thanks to bobbi over @ http://sissyboy.tumblr.com/

Sunday, February 22, 2009

i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have a lot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anywayz

So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So i gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

Saturday, February 21, 2009

repost

Friday, February 20, 2009

Fuck the oscars

http://us.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi861405209/

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I'm on the big screen!

meredith still does this

I hate my life

Bros over Hos

I hope the other one grossed you out and made you throw up.

"did you get it on you, Momma?"

I hope this grosses you out and makes you throw up.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Grow a pair, Amazon

Amazon.com decided to pull from their shelves the Japanese PC game 'Rapelay,' which is described as a "molestation simulation that allows you to terrorise a woman and her two teenage daughters, with events ranging from groping on a train to gang rape and forced abortions".

What? So now I can't simulate rape and forced abortion in the privacy of my own home?