this man is a genius

well, its not going to unsuck itself

happy thanksgiving, DIA

do it.

coming soon: your own personal goatse.cx email address

there is a groupon for weed

shit chinese people say, on fb

i had to delete this post because even I thought it was too hateful, so you can imagine.

demons

I want to believe

full(er) version of that dick-banging .gif

i know what you're thinking....WHICH dick banging gif. re : http://dickinass.blogspot.com/2012/03/ive-been-seeing-this-everywhere.html found as an unintentional ASMR suggest

am i behind the curve on this asmr stuff?

people getting high off of quiet talking? (http://www.vice.com/read/asmr-the-good-feeling-no-one-can-explain) this seems like some serious japanese-style weirdness, but, i kinda...dig it?

time well spent / stop complaining about my porn folder

Bloopers

time well spent

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

you look beau-ti-ful.

spencer

tell us your story of brawling in the streets. also, as you can see, the google affiliate search thing is clearly dead on, we will be rich.