Russian Lol cats

Lol cats from Russia, translated into English:

http://rolcats.wordpress.com/

My personal fave:

Bask in your Western accoutrement, Romanov harlot…

I prepare your final resting place, as your overfed corpse will make a fine fertilizer for my potato crops

this kitty would like dead prez

we should make this catch phrase work

Land it in the Hudson

An expression used to encourage yourself or someone else when it appears an endeavor is headed for a disastrous outcome (due mostly to external conditions). Based on when Sully averted tragedy by successfully landing US Airways Flight 1549 in the Hudson River. See also, "Land it like Sully."

The company is on the brink of failure, so let's Land it in the Hudson.

mixed/ weird metaphor award

‘Super Bowl of gay softball’ coming to Kenosha
North American Gay Amateur series books Poerio Park as aldermen debate precedent
BY GARY J. KUNICH
gkunich@kenoshanews.
A gay softball tournament and a watercross event are bound for Kenosha this summer. Both events were given the green light at Monday’s Kenosha Parks Commission meeting, which saw contentious words between two aldermen.The North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance will have part of its 33rd annual Softball World Series at Poerio Park, 1351 20th Ave., Aug. 31 to Sept. 4., while the watercross series will take place along the shore of Pennoyer Park, July 25-26.

from 'Indian Country Today'

BACON!

BACON!

pictures

I wasn't going to post this

But because I laughed every time I went back to it, I present to you:

oh walter mead

from 'another round of saving private ryan' to 'eat your depressions they're good for you'

'Last night I laser-etched the top of my Eee PC with the complete level maps of Super Mario Land.'

He's back

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Ha

Quaint.

what the fuck

Toy trains 'Star Wars' fans to use The Force
The Force Trainer (expected to be priced at $90 to $100) comes with a headset that uses brain waves to allow players to manipulate a sphere within a clear 10-inch-tall training tower, analogous to Yoda and Luke Skywalker's abilities in the Star Wars films.

1) i really need one someone get on that 2) how is this the best application of this science?

russian versions are always better than originals

seriously.

mmmm...beethoven

Also, is there a way to make this blog wider, visually speaking? Meredith, you know about all that html bullshit.

Too soon?

I'm all about the insensitivity.


Also, ABC published an article called "Cruise Calls Travolta Tragedy 'Horrific,' Defends Scientology." He just has to go there.

for spencer pt. 2

get out of here demon. installment11

demon